I Want A New Rug

I want a new rug
One that won't let me slip
One that won't let me fall on the floor
And maybe break my hip

I want a new rug
One you can shampoo
When you shake it out each night
And the bugs fly all over you

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One that won't make me embarrassed
Wondering what to do
Whenever I get sick
Will I throw up on it or you
All over you

I want a new rug
One you can throw away
When you can't get the stains all out
Not even with spray

I want a new rug
One I can vacuum
And when I want to sleep in the floor
It will cover me and you

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I want a new rug
One that does what it should
One that won't make my face break out
Or my hands, that wouldn't be good

I want a new rug
Maybe green or gold
One that will still be around
Whenever I am really old

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